Call your doctor, call your lawyer,
Call your whore
The birds and bees, and the lemon trees
Are gettin' divorced
Call your sister, if you miss her
If you want to
Call your lover, call your mother,
Stop eatin' dog food
I'll be happy, although I'm not right now
It'd be easy, but it does not, not know how
To crawl into me, like a baby
Crawls through a dog feud
I'll crawl into you, and we can
Count the things you said that were not true
(You would not do)
Well if you're okay, sit at Circle K
Put cigarettes in flowers
Cause you're so vicious, that you're not with us
Every other hour
Yeah you get married in a cemetary
With you feet in the semen
They'll be buried when you're wearing
Your tight black and white feelings
You're hooking up, your fish hooks in lungs
And nobody's breathing
I'm throwing up, your dead worms and guts
Every weekend
I've got no money, but I got somethin'
Got my head in the toilet
And I've got stars named after scars
With things that you didn't regret