Oh hey, Miss Libido
You can do the Mosquito
Oh hey, Miss Maria,
You do the Crawdad Swing
Oh hey, Miss Maria,
Hey you kick the TV screen
Hey Miss Lucinda,
You can do the Mosquito
Hey Miss Maria,
You do the Bull-Frog Swing
Oh hey Miss Lucinda
Don't do a god damn thing
Oh hey Miss Pollution
I'll give you a solution
And hey Mister Lawyer
I'll bury you in the soil
And hey Miss Gasoline
You're such a fine young thing
But you ain't got nothing unless
You do the Mosquito Swing
And hey Mister Police Man
Sittin' Holdin' a beercan
You give the can to me
Oh Me
Yeah hey Miss Maria,
You can do the Mosquito
And hey Miss Libido
You do the Crawdad Swing
And hey miss Lucinda
You can do the Mosquito
Don't do a god damned thing